Magic: The Angry Uncle is a card game that is popular amongst the geeks of Daten City. It is first and most prominently featured in "The Bodycard".
Background[]
Super Guy Jin challenges a mysterious hooded man to a duel, though he loses and is forced to give up his legendary Blue Eyes White Uncle card. However, Panty, who needs to make three trillion Daten City dollars, forces him to give her the card. The man, who reveals himself to be a Ghost, eats the card and Brief tells Panty that she must beat him in a duel in order to win. After the Ghost seemed to have the odds stacked in his favor to win, Panty merged two of the most worthless cards in the deck, the Uncle Knight of Poop and Black Dildotus cards, to form the the powerful All-In Uncle Gamble Soldier. She then rolls a 100 on her D100 and defeats the Ghost, leaving the Blue Eyes White Uncle card behind.
In "Rolling Sisters", Brief and Chuck play the game while a hurricane ravages through Daten City, though they are too distracted by the game to notice.
Rules[]
The game is meant to be played by at least two people. Each player begins with 60 cards, and with each turn, they must place a card in order to whittle the other player's twenty hit points down to zero. The first player who reaches zero loses the match and is forced to give up one of their cards.
Cards[]
Blue Eyes White Uncle[]
"Angry Uncle of Disaster..."
The Blue Eyes White Uncle card was extremely rare with an attack power of 99,999 hit points. According to Brief, the card was so overpowered that the game's developers pulled it from production in its alpha stage. As a result, it was priced at three trillion Daten City dollars, the exact amount of money that Panty needed to pay the damages that she caused to the city. Super Guy Jin owned the card before losing it to the Duelist Ghost. Panty then dueled against the Duelist Ghost and won the card by using the All-In Uncle Gamble Soldier. However, after the game, it was discovered that the card had been reprinted, rendering it practically worthless. Panty decided to sell it and a pair of her panties to Brief for three trillion dollars.
Uncle Knight of Poop[]
"The weak will remain pathetic, bound by an unbreakable fate..."
The Uncle Knight of Poop card is the most worthless card of the game due to its mass-production. It is also very weak, with an attack power of only 0.02 hit points. The Duelist Ghost was formed from the rage of hated cards like the Uncle Knight of Poop.
Black Dildotus[]
"I'll show you the true face of God..."
The Black Dildotus card is an interrupt card in which an unlimited amount of dildos can be placed in three holes of the player's choice. It is able to merge with other cards, causing them to experience pleasure and ecstasy.
All-In Uncle Gamble Soldier[]
The All-In Uncle Gamble Soldier can only be obtained once a player places down the Uncle Knight of Poop and the Black Dildotus cards. This will cause the Uncle Knight of Poop to shove the Black Dildotus up his rectum until he reaches ultimate ecstasy. It is unknown how powerful the All-In Uncle Gamble Soldier normally is, but after Panty's D100 landed on 100, its power was multiplied a millionfold and easily defeated the Blue Eyes White Uncle card.
Trivia[]
- The game's title and rules are obvious parodies of Magic: The Gathering. However, several of the game's cards after named after cards from Yu-Gi-Oh!.
- Blue Eyes White Uncle is a parody of Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
- Black Dildotus is a parody of Black Lotus.
- The Uncle Knight of Poop wears a shirt with the logo of the heavy metal band Iron Maiden.
- As Panty sings The Cursing Song in "Fa Fa F*ck", one of the users who uploaded a video of her to a social media website has a profile picture of the Uncle Knight of Poop.
- One of the cards is named Saturday Night Fever, which is not a reference to Yu-Gi-Oh!, but instead a reference to the 1977 movie Saturday Night Fever.
- One of the Easter eggs Hiromi Wakabayashi notes to look out for in the official art for the Shopping Circuit wave of merchandise is the Magic: The Angry Uncle pack of cards in Panty's cart.[1]