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Below is the script of the Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt episode, "Sex and the Daten City".

English Dub[]

Panty and Stocking: Sex and the Daten City!
[Episode begins in a dark city. An airplane flies by and it suddenly explodes. People scream as a mummy monster destroys the city. See Through then hits the mummy in the face and skids to a stop.]
Panty: I don't see no Ghost!
Stocking: Who you gonna call, mother-bitches?
[Text appears that reads "PANTY & STOCKING IN". Scene cuts to a concert, where Panty and Stocking are held by several men onstage. A text then appears which reads "SEX AND THE DATEN CITY". Scene cuts to Panty and Stocking, who kill the mummy. The townspeople cheer them afterward. Then, a tower-shaped monster appears behind Panty and Stocking and they gasp and turn around.]
Trailer Narrator: Coming this winter!
[Scene cuts to a city, where fans of the movie cheer after watching the trailer.]
Panty: All I want is for him to tell me I'm the one! Is that too much to ask?
[Scene cuts back to the trailer, where Panty and Stocking ride in See Through.]
Stocking: I'm sorry, but he's just not that into you.
Panty: [gives the middle finger] Girlfriend, fuck you!
[Scene cuts to a newspaper clipping which advertises the movie. Scene then cuts to a photography shoot, where Panty poses in several different outfits.]
Photographer: That's it, Panty! Work it, baby! Yeah! That's it! Be the tiger! Be the tiger!
Panty: Meow!
Photographer: Great! That's a wrap!
[Scene cuts to a hallway, where Panty and her management team walk down.]
Mick: You were un-effing-believable today, Panty!
Panty: Tell me something I don't know. When can we go shopping?
Mick: That's gonna have to wait till next week. Right now, you have three commercials for hair products, a talk show with four bitter lesbians, and then you NEED to make an appearance at a party. [Panty and her team exit the building and see tons of her fans.] Careful not to flash the naughty bits!
Panty: Fabulous. I'd also like to break a window [Panty signs autographs] and design a cheap, trashy teen fashion line.
Mick: That's the best idea I've ever heard in my entire life! [Mick writes something down in his notebook.] I'm going to pencil that shit in right now. [to a security guard] Meeting with Bubbles next Tuesday, and it's Blossom's birthday week. Send her a post card signed "Love, Panty".
Panty: You know what else? I want to make a CD. I'm tired of all these rumors starting and sick of being followed and I need to sing about it!
Mick: Oh, I can't think of a better way for the public to leave you alone! We'll get Timbaland to produce. Take that, America!
[Scene cuts to several magazines and advertisements featuring Panty. Stocking turns the pages of the magazines as she is reading.]
Stocking: "Innocent yet sexy are the words most commonly used to describe the luscious, young sex symbol who has recently made a comeback. No more dangling babies over balconies or breaking windows, Panty has made a fresh new start." Shit-balls, she is not that innocent. Ugh, come on! [Stocking eats pudding and shivers in pleasure. She then types on her laptop.] I just had a pudding-gasm! Best sticky goo in my mouth all day! [Stocking uploads a picture of the pudding to her blog. The doorbell rings.] She's here, ten-thousand years later. Whore.
[Stocking closes her laptop. Scene cuts to the front yard of the church, where a limousine drives off with 2 security cars.]
Stocking: How's it goin' over there, Panty?
Panty: Just dandy. Hey, remember that time you made a really fucked up commercial? [Stocking Donut commercial plays on a laptop.]
Stocking: Glaze my doughnut, eat my doughnut. I've got a doughnut for you!
Panty: [laughs] Fuck it with a chainsaw, girl! That was hilarious! [laughs]
Stocking: [squeezes Chuck] Suck a cow tit, skank! [throws Chuck at Panty]
Panty: Only if you're serving it with your glazed doughnut holes. Too bad you got fired!
Stocking: I wasn't fired. I just refused to sell out, unlike some whores I know. I prefer to keep it on the DL; [Stocking sips tea and Chuck carries her laptop back to her.] I don't wanna fuck up our premiere, unlike you.
Panty: Fine! Sit there and flick it while my pampered white ass gets famous without ya!
Stocking: That reminds me: make sure to warn the ushers at the movie to leave an extra seat for that pampered ass to spread out.
[Scene cuts to Daten Theatre, where Sex and the Daten City is set to premiere.]
Panty: Thank you so much for coming here tonight!
[Photographers excitedly take pictures of Panty. As Stocking speaks, Panty yawns.]
Stocking: We've both been looking forward to this day! Mwah!
[Photographers awkwardly take pictures of Stocking.]
Panty: Some might say we're just in it for the money, but that's only partly true! We do it for you guys!
[Photographers cheer again and take more pictures]
Awards Host: Can you believe it, ladies and gentlemen? Roman Polanski was released from prison just so he can direct this risqué film! Sex and the Daten City is a real hit! [Panty and Stocking talk together as the awards host speaks to the audience] And, as a bonus, tonight also marks Panty's on-screen debut!
[Panty looks at the awards host in anger.]
Panty: Did you just suggest that this was my first time for anything, schlong-breath? You know who I am? I make movies all the time! This is number two, ya dick! Bring it on, Chuck-meister!
[Chuck carries a movie tape to Panty with his mouth.]
Chuck: Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
Stocking: What did you just pull out of your ass?
Panty: Oh, please. [Panty smacks Chuck.] Like you don't know. [to the awards host] Here, why don't ya throw this on? And next time do some motherfucking research! "Debut", my ass! Fuckwit!
[A man puts in the tape and the movie begins playing. Panty sits on a couch as a man walks up to her and hugs her.]
Panty (in film): Wait. [Panty walks away] I forgot to put on panties today.
[Panty walks up to the camera facing the man.]
Man #1: What a strange coincidence. I'm not wearing anything under these jeans either. [The man takes off his jeans.]
Panty (in film): Oh. Then I guess we'll have to fuck, won't we?! [The audience gasps and screams in horror.] Fuck me proper! Fuck me proper!
Panty: Not a whole lot of actresses in this town can handle a role that huge, but the director knew I had what it takes!
Man #2: I can see all of the naughty bits...
Guard: We're gonna need some hush money!
[As the film continues playing, the guards put money in the audience members' pockets and zippers their mouths up.]
Panty (in film): [moans] Make me work for it! Make! Me! Work! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck me proper! Fuck me proper!
Panty: [at the same time as the line above] The director said I'm the best he ever had. They're talking Oscars, Cannes festival, even 24-hour video races, which is great if you're into that. [Scene cuts to a backstage room. Panty's team looks at her in horror.] And I'm pretty sure I am! Hey, how jealous of me are you right now? [The TV stops playing the porno film.] What the fuck?! Put it back on! Seriously, he's about to hogtie me. You don't wanna miss it.
Mick: What the hell were you thinking, Panty?! My God, were you even thinking at all?! Betsy Johnson, your "debut film" is porn! You made a sex tape!
Panty: What?! Serious?!
Mick: As genital warts...
Panty: So it was just direct-to-video? Well, that explains why I haven't won an Oscar yet.
Mick: That's not it! There's a bigger problem! You don't understand...
[Chuck walks up to Stocking's teacup.]
Panty: Not any good? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Mick: Oh, no. You're very good, honey... That's not the point!
Panty: What the fuck is the point, then?! Shit!
[Chuck burns his tongue after licking the tea.]
Stocking: The point is you have three brain cells left and they're all fighting for your attention. [Chuck runs around in pain.] Why would you play your crackerfied porno during our movie premiere? Now it's all anyone can think about!
[Panty looks at Stocking in confusion.]
Mick: I hate to be the one to pretend to hate to be the one to break it to you, but leaking sex tapes is known as...career suicide.
Panty: [gasps] So it's over? No more group sex? No more naked men covered in sushi? No more spring break body shots? [A heart shatters.] God, I hate it here.
Stocking: I know. Why don't you go shoplift? It'll take the edge off.
Panty: Hold the ballsack, I've got an idea! [Panty puts the porno tape in Chuck's mouth and squishes his mouth together, destroying the tape. Panty then cleans her hands.] Fuck it! The whole thing never happened! That was easier than I thought it would be. I do love happy endings...
Stocking: You stupid constipation! That was one copy; someone already put that shit on the internet! Can you imagine fucking that ape in HD or better yet, how's Blu-ray sound to you? Dammit! How slow can you possibly be?! [Stocking knocks on Panty's forehead.] God just did not design you for thinking, did he? Either that, or he put your brain in your clit.
Panty: I don't know what the fuck kind of shit you're trying to say, but I know it reeks of asshole, asshole! [Panty's team walks out of the room as she speaks] Why don't you just admit that you're jealous? It kills you to see my classic bone structure and ass that won't quit on the big screen! Heh. No need to clean up! My maid will get-- [Panty looks around the room.] What the fuck?
Stocking: Guess your ass that won't quit was too much for them. Or maybe they don't want their careers to sink along with yours. Send me some postcards from Has-Been City. I mean, why give up porn for a legitimate movie career, right?
Panty: Maybe I overreacted a little bit... You really are the sweetest, smartest lil' shit in the world!
[Panty hugs and kisses Stocking.]
Stocking: Ugh!
[Panty starts up See Through and drives it around the city as paparazzi follows.]
Panty: Have I told you how fuckable you are to me right now? Seriously, everyone should have a sister like you!
Stocking: Creepy... I'm only doing this for the movie, by the way.
Panty: Of course! What's the plan?
Stocking: I managed to grab a list of buyers from your porn distributor, and we're gonna pay a visit to every single perv on it.
Panty: You are one brilliant bitch!
[See Through speeds down the street. Scene cuts to a man watching the porno film. Panty kicks the door open and she, Stocking, and Chuck enter the man's house.]
Man #3: Great doughnut hole! Hah! It's Panty Anarchy! [Chuck eats the porno tape and Stocking crosses out writing on a paper with a red marker.] Baby squirrel tits... I can't believe Panty of Hot and Horny Baby Doll Bitches is actually in my room right now!
[Panty points her gun at the man's mouth.]
Panty: You breathe a word of this to anyone and I'll come back here and blow your freaky loser brains out and I mean with a gun! You want that, fuck-nut?!
Man #3: [muffled] I don't!
Stocking: You haven't made any copies of that shit, have you?
Man #3: [muffled] No, ma'am!
Panty: [shoots her gun] Right answer. Let's go, Stockin'!
[Scene transitions to a house, where a family eats a meal.]
Teacher: Eat it—it'll put hairs on your chest! If you don't eat the green ones, you'll die! If you don't eat the orange ones, you'll go blind!
Boy: That's bullshit!
Girl: More bullshit!
Boy: Bullshit!
Girl: Bullshit!
[See Through crashes through the house and the family screams. Chuck chews on a tape and Stocking crosses out the paper with the marker.]
Kids: Bye! See you later!
Panty: Have a good night! [See Through backs up and the wife tugs on the teacher's whistle in anger. Scene cuts to a porno store.] What the fuck?! Are you serious?! [Panty points her gun at the cashier.] You're selling this masterpiece for two bucks?! I'm worth more than that! [Chuck eats the tape and Stocking chuckles. Panty looks at her and she crosses out the paper while whistling.]
[Scene cuts to a large building, where Panty and Stocking sit on a couch.]
Panty: Ah, nothing like a wine break to refresh. So, Giza's next? Where the fuck is that? Florida? [kicks Chuck]
Stocking: Egypt.
[Panty and Stocking ride a plane to Egypt. Stocking speaks gibberish to an Egyptian man as Panty looks inside a suitcase. She then opens the camel's mouth.]
Panty: Gross! He hid it in his camel's face!
[Scene cuts to New York City, where Stocking looks for the tape in a popcorn stand.]
Stocking: I saved the day again! Panty, we can leave now!
[Stocking hears Panty moan. She looks behind and sees her and another man have sex on the Statue of Liberty.]
Panty: [moans] Yeah!
[Scene cuts to a cruise ship that Panty and Stocking ride on. A fattened Chuck sits on a table, struggling to swallow another tape. Scene cuts to a warzone. A soldier talks to Panty and Stocking and they walk away. Another soldier is shot in the head. Scene cuts to a club, where people watch the porno and smoke crackpipes.]
Panty (in film): Fuck me proper! Fuck me proper! Oh! Oh, give it to me--
[The tape is cut from airing.]
Panty: Open wide, Chucky... [Chuck tries to eat the tape, but he slips. Scene cuts to a map, which shows the directions that Panty and Stocking fly to.] I found it!
Stocking: It's over here!
Panty: Got it!
Stocking: That jackwagon had five copies!
Panty: Ugh! Where were you hiding this?!
Stocking: It's covered in goo but I'm pretty sure this is it.
[Scene cuts to Antarctica. Panty, Stocking, and Chuck sit in a tent.]
Panty: So where did you say the last one is? Ugh, fuck!
[A rocket ship blasts off.]
Stocking: Well, how 'bout that? You're in a space spank bank!
Panty: Whatever... At least it's over with. [Panty gives Chuck the tape, but stops.] You know, it wouldn't hurt to keep just one.
Stocking: Yeah, I mean it was your film debut. Give it to me I'll keep it somewhere safe for you.
[Panty hands Stocking the last tape.]
Panty: If anyone has my my porn, it should be you. [Scene transitions to Daten Theatre.] One more time: some might say we're just in it for the money, but that's only partially true. You see, the real reason we do it is for you guys!
[Photographers cheer again and take pictures.]
Awards Host: This glorious movie also marks Miss Panty's on-screen debut! Isn't that right, darling?
Panty: Yes, that is correct! I've never done a film or sex tape before this one! Yay!
Awards Host: Fantastic! Well, then it comes as no surprise that this is Miss Stocking's first movie as well!
Stocking: Thank you! Doing this film with my sister has been amaz--
[Panty bumps Stocking and interrupts her.]
Panty: Actually, funny story! Stockin' started out as my co-star? Charity and whatnot. But then we realized she didn't fit the theme we were going for! You know, we wanted bright and shiny glamour, yet all she brought was dark and moody goth. So I did everyone a little favor and made myself the only star! I knew you guys would prefer it that way and since you all mean so much to me, I made sure you got what you wanted! [Photographers cheer again and take pictures.] And, mad props should be given to our talented CG staff who took the time to go back and deleted every scene Stockin' was in! [Stocking slowly walks away.] Now you don't have to gag while watching her face! That's just the first fantastic thing about this movie; you guys are going to love it! [The crowd cheers as Honekoneko's broken remains are seen backstage. Stocking then goes to a computer and uploads the porno tape onto Youtobe as Panty's team cheers in another room.] Whoo! I love it here! [The video is in the process of uploading as Panty begins having sex with other men.] Who wants body shots?
[The porno film finally uploads and Sex and the Daten City begins playing on their TV.]
Panty (in film): The name's Panty, boys! No cock-carrying specimen is immune to my sexy powers. [Panty kisses her gun.] Watch yourself!
[Scene cuts to Brief's room, as Brief is on his computer.]
Brief: Panty? For real...?
[Brief watches the video of the porno tape on YouTobe.]
Panty (in film): Oh, give it to me, daddy! Mmm! Yeah! [moans] Make me work for it!
[Brief grabs a handful of tissues and the episode ends.]

Japanese Transliteration[]

[Episode begins in a dark city. An airplane flies by and it suddenly explodes. People scream as a mummy monster destroys the city. See Through then hits the mummy in the face and skids to a stop.]
Panty: I don't see any Ghosts.
Stocking: That's 'cause you just rammed into it.
[Text appears that reads "PANTY & STOCKING IN". Scene cuts to a concert, where Panty and Stocking are held by several men onstage. A text then appears which reads "SEX AND THE DATEN CITY". Scene cuts to Panty and Stocking, who kill the mummy. The townspeople cheer them afterward. Then, a tower-shaped monster appears behind Panty and Stocking and they gasp and turn around. A text appears which reads "THIS WINTER". Scene cuts to a city, where fans of the movie cheer after watching the trailer.]
People: Thank you, Panty and Stocking!
Stocking: You stay outta this. You're a psycho after all. I just happen to be smarter than you.
[Scene cuts back to the trailer, where Panty and Stocking ride in See Through.]
Panty: Fuck you, bitch! [gives the middle finger]
[Scene cuts to a newspaper clipping which advertises the movie. Scene then cuts to a photography shoot, where Panty poses in several different outfits.]
Photographer: That's good, Panty! Looking hot! Hot! Sexy! You're a tiger. Okay! We're done!
[Scene cuts to a hallway, where Panty and her management team walk down.]
Mick: You were fantastic today, Panty!
Panty: More work? What about my shopping trip?
Mick: Not until next week. You still have three commercials to shoot, an interview with Daten Days, and a social event to attend.
[Panty and her team exit the building and see tons of her fans.]
Fans: Panty!
Panty: Maybe I could try designing some teen accessories.
[Panty signs autographs]
Mick: Wonderful! What a fantastic idea! [Mick writes something down in his notebook.] We'll hold a meeting on Tuesday! [to a security guard] For Fonny Thunder's birthday, send him an Aston Martin in Panty's name.
Panty: Let's release a CD! With a title like "Panty's Pearly Pink Pack!"
Mick: Okay! We'll get Billy Morrison to produce it! A guaranteed smash hit!
[Scene cuts to several magazines and advertisements featuring Panty. Stocking turns the pages of the magazines as she is reading.]
Announcer: "Anarchy Panty" hottest celeb in the world; A huge donation from the celebrity angel; Angel descends and buys up everything; Cuz it's a pain; The teen brand "Sweet Pink Love" is selling like hotcakes!
Stocking: Innocent and a bit of a tomboy. Completely free of scandal and gossip, she's winning the world over, from kids to the elderly. Like pigs to the slaughter. [Stocking eats pudding and shivers in pleasure. She then types on her laptop.] This pudding's a winner! [Stocking uploads a picture of the pudding to her blog. The doorbell rings.] God, she's so late. [Stocking closes her laptop. Scene cuts to the front yard of the church, where a limousine drives off with 2 security cars.] Hi, Panty. What's up?
Panty: Hi, Stockin'. Oh, yeah. I saw your commercial.
[Stocking Donut commercial plays on a laptop.]
Stocking: Do! Do! Donuts! Stocking Donuts!
Panty: [laughs] That was so you!
Stocking: [squeezes Chuck] Shut up! [throws Chuck at Panty]
Panty: You haven't done any since. Already out of work?
Stocking: I don't sell myself cheap, unlike a certain whore I know. I'm avoiding exposure until the movie's out. [Stocking sips tea and Chuck carries her laptop back to her.] I'm playing it cool.
Panty: Ha, wait too long and nobody'll want you, not even the monkeys.
Stocking: Anyway, you'd better not cause any scandals and ruin the movie.
[Scene cuts to Daten Theatre, where Sex and the Daten City is set to premiere.]
Panty: Thanks for coming out here tonight!
[Photographers excitedly take pictures of Panty. As Stocking speaks, Panty yawns.]
Stocking: I've been waiting for this day to come!
[Photographers awkwardly take pictures of Stocking.]
Panty: It was all made possible by the fans! You're the best!
[Photographers cheer again and take more pictures]
Awards Host: This is the first film in twenty-four years from the godfather of Hollywood, David Shyamalan. Sex and the Daten City. This is Miss Panty's debut film...
Panty: [at the same time as the line above] You have, like, no fans.
Stocking: Just forget it.
[Panty looks at the awards host in anger.]
Panty: Hold it right there! What is this bullshit, you f*g?! I've been in a movie once before! This is my second one!
Awards Host: Huh?
Panty: C'mon, Piggy!
[Chuck carries a movie tape to Panty with his mouth.]
Stocking: You've never mentioned this before.
Panty: Oh? Really? [Panty smacks Chuck.] Whatever. [to the awards host] Stop laughing like a cocksucker, you f*g! Do your research!
[A man puts in the tape and the movie begins playing. Panty sits on a couch as a man walks up to her and hugs her.]
Panty (in film): Stop that. [Panty walks away] I'm not wearing any panties right now.
[Panty walks up to the camera facing the man.]
Man #1: What a coincidence. I've gone commando, too.
[The man takes off his jeans.]
Panty (in film): Oh yes! C'mon, baby! C'mon! [The audience gasps and screams in horror.] Fuck me, baby!
Panty: I was strolling around town when this guy asked me if I wanted to be in a movie.
Man #2: Hey, isn't this a porno?
Guard: It's a porno. Turn it off! Turn it off!
[As the film continues playing, the guards put money in the audience members' pockets and zippers their mouths up.]
Panty (in film): That's it! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Panty: He said that talent like mine only appears once a century. And that I was a shoe-in at the Oscars, and in Cannes and Berlin too. [Scene cuts to a backstage room. Panty's team looks at her in horror.] How come nobody even knew about my movie? Hey, do you guys know why? [The TV stops playing the porno film.] Hey! What the fuck?! Don't stop the movie!
Mick: Panty! Panty! Clear that blonde head of yours and listen carefully! Your debut film... was a porn flick!
Panty: Huh?! For real?!
Mick: For God's sake, Panty...
Panty: He said movie, but it was just direct-to-video? No wonder nobody'd heard of it!
Mick: Ouch! You're missing the point! [Chuck walks up to Stocking's teacup.] The point is...
Panty: Are you saying that my acting was bad?!
Mick: No, you were perfect...
Panty: Wait, quit confusing me! What's the problem then?!
[Chuck burns his tongue after licking the tea.]
Stocking: Your stinking brain's the problem. [Chuck runs around in pain.] Your fuckin' shitty porno has guaranteed that our movie will get cancelled!
[Panty looks at Stocking in confusion.]
Mick: And your perfect celebrity lifestyle will be over in an instant, Panty!
Panty: What? For real? My celebrity lifestyle... will be over?! [A heart shatters.] No fucking way...
Stocking: Everything's ruined. And it's all your fault.
Panty: Oh, I got it. [Panty puts the porno tape in Chuck's mouth and squishes his mouth together, destroying the tape. Panty then cleans her hands.] There. Simple as that. The evidence has been destroyed. All's well that ends well.
Stocking: You imbecile! As long as there's even a single tape out there, it can be copied onto an infinite number of DVDs and Blu-rays! Goddammit! You never think anything through. [Stocking knocks on Panty's forehead.] Whaddya got in there? Hey, is it all clogged up with monkey vomit?
Panty: What is this?! Sour grapes?! You puke-drenched goth bitch! [Panty's team walks out of the room as she speaks] Watch as my people clean up this entire mess! Yeah! Don't underestimate Team Panty...
[Panty looks around the room.]
Stocking: They were quick to run away. An idiot can only attract other idiots. Serves you right. It's the end of the road for you.
Panty: Hey, Stockin'. You're the only one I can count on. Stockin'. [Panty hugs and kisses Stocking. Panty starts up See Through and drives it around the city as paparazzi follows.] You're the best! Little sisters rule!
Stocking: I'm doing this for the movie. Don't get the wrong idea.
Panty: So? What do we do?
Stocking: I did some snooping and found a list from the publisher. We'll have to check out every single name.
Panty: Okay, Sis!
[See Through speeds down the street. Scene cuts to a man watching the porno film. Panty kicks the door open and she, Stocking, and Chuck enter the man's house.]
Man #3: A-Anarchy Panty! [Chuck eats the porno tape and Stocking crosses out writing on a paper with a red marker.] I'm stoked! I never imagined that the Pantyel Deep Throat in Hot Throat Loopy Roll was the real Panty...
[Panty points her gun at the man's mouth.]
Panty: If you tell a soul, I'll say you made the whole thing up. Got it, asshole?!
Stocking: You didn't make any copies, did you?
Panty: [shoots her gun] Okay, movin' on!
[Scene transitions to a house, where a family eats a meal.]
Teacher: Got it, pipsqueaks? No being picky with your food! Or else you'll die!
Boy and Girl: [at the same time as the line above] Liar... Liar... Pants on fire!
[See Through crashes through the house and the family screams. Chuck chews on a tape and Stocking crosses out the paper with the marker.]
Panty: Bye. Have a good night.
Boy and Girl: Yay! Yay!
[See Through backs up and the wife tugs on the teacher's whistle in anger. Scene cuts to a porno store.]
Panty: You fuckin' with me?! [Panty points her gun at the cashier.] How can this only be two dollars?! [Chuck eats the tape and Stocking chuckles. Panty looks at her and she crosses out the paper while whistling. Scene cuts to a large building, where Panty and Stocking sit on a couch.] Nothing beats a glass of wine on the job. Next up is... Giza? Where is Giza?
[Panty kicks Chuck.]
Stocking: Egypt.
[Panty and Stocking ride a plane to Egypt. Stocking speaks gibberish to an Egyptian man as Panty looks inside a suitcase. She then opens the camel's mouth.]
Panty: Damn, he was hiding it in there?!
[Scene cuts to New York City, where Stocking looks for the tape in a popcorn stand.]
Stocking: I found it! Here it is, Panty! Panty!
Panty: Oh, yes! [Stocking hears Panty moan. She looks behind and sees her and another man have sex on the Statue of Liberty. Scene cuts to a cruise ship that Panty and Stocking ride on. A fattened Chuck sits on a table, struggling to swallow another tape. Scene cuts to a warzone. A soldier talks to Panty and Stocking and they walk away. Another soldier is shot in the head. Scene cuts to a club, where people watch the porno and smoke crackpipes. The tape is cut from airing.] Eat up, Piggy. [Chuck tries to eat the tape, but he slips. Scene cuts to a map, which shows the directions that Panty and Stocking fly to.] There it is.
Stocking: Here's one.
Panty: Found ya!
Stocking: This guy had five copies.
Panty: Yikes, where were you keeping this thing?
Stocking: This one's got something white and sticky on it.
[Scene cuts to Antarctica. Panty, Stocking, and Chuck sit in a tent.]
Panty: Okay, okay. Where's the last one? For real?!
[A rocket ship blasts off.]
Stocking: They were using it to educate this thing.
Panty: Well, we're finished now. [Panty gives Chuck the tape, but stops.] Ah, but maybe I should save it as a keepsake.
Stocking: It was your movie breakthrough, after all. Fine. I'll hold on to it for you.
[Panty hands Stocking the last tape.]
Panty: We can watch it together sometime. [Scene transitions to Daten Theatre.] This was all made possible by the fans! You're the best, you really are!
[Photographers cheer again and take pictures.]
Awards Host: This is Miss Panty's debut...
Panty: Yes, yes. That's right! This is absolutely, positively my first-ever film!
Awards Host: This is also Miss Stocking's first film, is that right?
Stocking: Yes, it's like a dream come true to appear in a movie with my sister--
[Panty bumps Stocking and interrupts her.]
Panty: Well, we started off as a pair, but as you can see, this girl's a little emo. A goth, if you will. I was worried that she didn't quite suit the movie. So, after talking it over with the director and producer, we decided that I would be the only star! We figured everybody would prefer it that way! [Photographers cheer again and take pictures.] Our highly-skilled CG team erased Stockin' from all her scenes. [Stocking slowly walks away.] It's like she was never there to begin with! That's one more thing you can all look forward to! [The crowd cheers as Honekoneko's broken remains are seen backstage. Stocking then goes to a computer and uploads the porno tape onto Youtobe as Panty's team cheers in another room.] I'm the best! [The video is in the process of uploading as Panty begins having sex with other men.] You naughty boy! Ooh! Forgot about you! [The porno film finally uploads and Sex and the Daten City begins playing on their TV.] Yay!
Panty (in film): I'm Anarchy Panty. Every stud belongs to me!
[Panty kisses her gun. Scene cuts to Brief's room, as Brief is on his computer.]
Brief: P-Panty!
[Brief watches the video of the porno tape on YouTobe. He grabs a handful of tissues and the episode ends.]

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